- The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
- Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
- What general direction cattywumpus is.
- That “gimme sugar” don’t mean pass the sugar.
- When somebody’s “fixin” to do something, it won’t be long.
- The difference between Yankees and damn Yankees.
- How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.
- Knows what, “Well, I Suwannee !!” means.
- Ain’t nobody’s biscuits like Grandma’s biscuits !!
- A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
- Real gravy don’t come from the store.
- When “by and by” is.
- How to handle their “pot likker”.
- The difference between “pert’ near” and “a right far piece”.
- The differences between a redneck and a good ol’ boy.
- Never to go snipe hunting twice.
- Learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice at some point.
- Never to assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
- You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll ‘em up past the elbows.
- You should never loan your tools, pick-up, or gun to nobody.
- A belt serves a greater purpose than holding Daddy’s pants up.
- Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.
- Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.
- Butter makes everything better.
- Just because the fashionistas say it's okay to do it, white shoes and/or pants are only acceptable after Easter and before Labor Day.
Bear & Dee Dee discussing the properties of sand.
Bug & Bear hanging out on the roots of a tree I used to play on when I was a kid.
